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Can you guess which client pays me more?
Let’s play a little game… Few years back, a meme exploded on Money Twitter, way back when X was still Twitter, and Money Twitter wasn’t...

John Brandt
Mar 22, 20243 min read
Why 4.8 > 4.97 in marketing
Everyone’s favorite Abe Lincoln quote goes a little something like this: “Men lie. Women lie. Numbers don’t. Also, don’t believe...

John Brandt
Mar 21, 20243 min read
Undeniable proof that I’m one of the best ecom copywriters on earf
Your Humble Narrator ain’t gonna be so humble today. For good reason too. Yesterday, while I was in one of my client’s Klaviyo’s...

John Brandt
Mar 20, 20241 min read
Life’s easier when customers love your copy
I run my client’s accounts a little differently than I approach writing copy to my personal drooges. (That’s you, cully.) I don’t use as...

John Brandt
Mar 19, 20242 min read
bleeding cats, broken computers, and TikTokfluencers
Life comes at you quick… I woke up today at 4:44 am to shrieks from Peanut and the weirdest noise ever from Myles, one of our two cats....

John Brandt
Mar 18, 20242 min read
Today I saw something rarer than a billionaire on welfare
My day had a rough start this morning: Peanut called, stranded in Sharon, PA, after taking her car to get fixed. As such, I had to spend...

John Brandt
Mar 17, 20242 min read
The “Yeti” method for unbeatable positioning
A while back, I saw a skit of how Yeti—the luxury cooler brand that instantly bumps up your social status a few notches—was invented....

John Brandt
Mar 16, 20242 min read
The value of an email that gets a 2% open rate
Last week, I sent an email in one of my client accounts that got a whopping 2% open rate. And I know what you’re thinking… “John, I know...

John Brandt
Mar 9, 20243 min read
Why the state of email will continue its sharp decline
Welp, news recently broke that Klaviyo (once revered by agencies for their Partners program) will be pivoting to offering an...

John Brandt
Mar 8, 20243 min read
Your business needs THIS more than anything else
Today’s Peanut’s birthday. So instead of my normal schedule I worked, here’s what my day looked like: First, I woke up and gave her her...

John Brandt
Mar 7, 20242 min read
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