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Trump’s “weave secret” that just might win him the presidency
At the risk of, yet again, having an “evergreen” email age poorly… Methinks Trump will win the upcoming election in just six short...

John Brandt
Nov 27, 20242 min read
lemme test something
I’m still on that same road trip car ride that brought you the previous four days worth of email. But the sun, rude as ever, didn’t halt...

John Brandt
Nov 26, 20242 min read
Welcome series sales dry up after one email?
It’s been a while since I’ve updated you on the welcome series battle I’m having in one of my client’s Klaviyo accounts. If’n you don’t...

John Brandt
Nov 11, 20242 min read
The weird best place to write
I’ve been cooking up content all day from the passenger’s seat. Tis my favorite place to write. Trees all around me. Music blaring. The...

John Brandt
Nov 10, 20241 min read
“That’s why I’m well compensated”
At the risk of not having an “evergreen” email… Mike Tomlin, the Steelers head coach, made a controversial decision before the past...

John Brandt
Nov 9, 20241 min read
BirdSend finally lets me down
I switched from Aweber to BirdSend for my personal email list over a year ago. And they finally let me down. (If you remember the Aweber...

John Brandt
Nov 8, 20242 min read
How to pick your battles like Robert E Lee
I’ve often been a proponent of defending yourself as a freelancer, shaming clients, and even straight up telling clients when they’re...

John Brandt
Nov 7, 20242 min read
John-Maud’Dib learns the Turtle Hermit way
I hit the gym this morning with my bottle of pre-workout ready and an hour full-body workout ahead of me. But my pre-workout quickly...

John Brandt
Nov 6, 20242 min read
NFL coach embarrasses himself, fans, and owner
What’s the quickest way to lose your job as an NFL head coach? Or, as a business owner, what’s the quickest way to watch your business go...

John Brandt
Nov 5, 20242 min read
The problem with growing up in a middle class household
The problem is rather simple: It’s how Kamala starts the answer to any question she’s asked. Literally. Any. Question. Hey Kamala,...

John Brandt
Nov 4, 20242 min read
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