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yet another example of why you oughtta ignore opens
I’ve been battling a flu from hell the past 4 days or so. It has not been fun. But a couple of fever dreams I had last night might’ve...

John Brandt
Jun 21 min read
Prospect thinks I’m a miracle worker
Story time: I just hopped off a call with a prospect who was interested in hiring ye olde humble daily-ish narrator. But he thought I was...

John Brandt
Jun 13 min read
Sometimes it IS the copy
Perhaps you’re familiar with my 40/40/20 rule, which isn’t actually my rule but rather a rule of direct response marketing. I don’t know...

John Brandt
May 313 min read
4000 weeks
The average human lifespan is only 4000 weeks. And you’re at least 1000 weeks in, mayhap more. How silly does it seem to, say, spend 8...

John Brandt
May 202 min read
Important email setting now required for deliverability
My day’s been slamma-jamma packed, hence this email hitting your inbox so late in the day. Why? Well, one reason is one of my clients...

John Brandt
May 171 min read
How optimizing metrics can eviscerate an otherwise good and prosperous business
I hopped on a client call yesterday. Her account is a weird one: She has a TON of customers on our Autoship program (sumtin that I’ve...

John Brandt
May 163 min read
club-throwing contest
I recently picked up Your Creative Power, a book written by Alex Osborn — the “O” in BBDO (an advertising agency that still exists...

John Brandt
May 153 min read
The lunacy of the unsubscribe obsession
I got a weird email yesterday. It was from a brand that I’ve never heard of. But it wasn’t spam. In fact, it was a truncated newsletter...

John Brandt
May 72 min read
How to make grown men cry with your copy
I just got off a call with a client where he told me that an email I sent last week, which was chock full of emotional reasons to sign up...

John Brandt
May 62 min read
The case for sticking with bad clients
True story: A couple of years ago, after being reamed out by a client for a silly innocent mistake I made in an email (I don’t remember...

John Brandt
Apr 282 min read
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