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Even a horny dog crashes at some point

True story:


Peanut and I have three animals living in our house rent-free: two cats (Myles and Sylvia) and one chihuahua (Romeo, who actually used to help me land clients back in the day, but that’s a story for another time).


Anyway…


The animals are about as well-behaved as you’d expect 3 animals each weighing under 8 lbs to be.


But every once in a while, something gets into our dog. He turns into the horniest mf dog you’ve ever seen around Sylvia. His normal interest in her skyrockets to “I’ll-chase-you-around-for-24-straight-hours” interest. And when he gets into these moods, I’m convinced he doesn’t sleep.


Alas, even a horny dog crashes sometimes.


For the past couple of days, Romeo has been in one of these moods. Unable to focus on anything besides Sylvia’s bee-hind. Until today, that is.


Today, he sat down in his armchair in my office and slept for almost the entire day. He didn’t even get up when I went to the bathroom or when he heard a sound from the cats.


Moral of the story?


You can have the most energy…


The most drive…


The most raw, unfiltered passion…


The most discipline…


And, just like a horny dog who has chased around a cat for 7 literal dog days straight, you’ll crash and burn.


And you know what?


This only intensifies when you’re also working on the wrong things, like racking your brains against the wall trying to come up with email hooks, angles, and content… only to have half an email 4 hours later.


That’s the bad news.


The good news?


Help us just one reply away. Wink-wink.


Book a call to see if we’re a good fit.


Capisce?


John

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