18,000 reasons to avoid AI like the plague

Despite AI not being profitable for any company besides the one selling GPUs to AI companies like Open AI… 

Despite the latest AI travesty where a mentally ill man allowed ChatGPT to convince him that his 83 year old mother was a Chinese spy asset, leading to mayhap the weirdest murder-homicide story in history… 

And despite the non-stop shilling of AI from seemingly every single corporation from cell phone companies to marketing and customer service softwares and everything in between even though most of their customers hate the so-called AI “benefits” they keep shilling… 

So-called AI is retarded. 

We’ve been hearing jabronis screeching, “give AI two years,” for several years now. 

Just because silly business owners infected with Bright Shiny Object Syndrome allow themselves to be duped by so-called AI does not mean that AI can replace anyone’s job anytime soon. 

It is, in fact, not even able to replace the most derelict duty in the American economy, a minimum wage job at a fast food joint. Take the recent Taco Bell scandal as bulletproof, well, proof. 

Taco Bell tried to replace their minimum wage workers with an AI drive-thru. 

But then one guy came through, asked for 18,000 cups of water, and completely assassinated the AI system. 

Yeah… color me skeptical because I don’t think so-called AI can replace any white collar jobs if’n it can’t even replace the lowliest of blue collar jobs. 

Here’s the truth: 

According to AI hater Edward Zitron, as much of 35% of the US economy is propped up by the AI bubble because, well, AI companies have still yet to find a way to make it helpful for commercial use, i.e. to make money. 

Never mind that they oversold the benefits of this thing. 

Never mind that students (and teachers) get the most benefit from dumbing down the rest of us. 

Never mind that it can, technically, write an “email” in five seconds. 

Will that email convert? 

Especially because while AI has all the Reddit threads in the world, it still lacks human emotion and depth. Y’know, mayhap two of the most important keys to persuasion. 

As the great Frank Reynolds said in an episode of It’s Always Sunny:

This is America: you’re either a duper or a dupee. 

Sam Altman and his ilk of tech bros are the dupers. 

Don’t let yaself become a dupee. 

Anyhoo: 

If you want to see how much more effective a human-written email performs, hit reply. 

John