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“I’m glad my mom died”
(No, my mom didn’t die, nor would I be happy…) Here’s the story: If you’re a fellow 90s kid like your humble narrator here, then you’re...

John Brandt
Nov 22, 20222 min read
random girl on twitter discovers the plain-text email
Funny story today: I was minding my own business, shitpoasting back n’ forth on Twitter with Chris Orzechowski the other day, when I came...

John Brandt
Nov 21, 20224 min read
“Does that type of marketing even work?”
Few weeks ago, I tuned into Aaron Rodgers Tuesdays on The Pat McAfee Show. At some point during the interview, Pat asked Aaron why the...

John Brandt
Nov 20, 20223 min read
Proof my wicked ways work
Few months ago, I landed a new client in the skin health space. They were in the midst of launching a new eczema supplement, and their...

John Brandt
Nov 19, 20222 min read
never, ever, ever, EVER play not to lose
In the most recent Steelers game, at the time of me writing this, our starting QB, Kenny Pickett, suffered what looks like a concussion....

John Brandt
Nov 18, 20222 min read
cheesy FB meme is actually motivational? Noooooooooooo
I’m clawing my eyeballs out as I write this, so pardin any tpyos. Why am I calwing my eyes out? See what had happened was… (bonus points...

John Brandt
Nov 17, 20222 min read
The dude who hasn’t eaten or drunken in years
I’m trying to start a new Money Twitter platitude suckers can fap over: Eating and drinking (water) are for the weak-minded. Check this...

John Brandt
Nov 16, 20222 min read
My dog rolled around in sh*t this morning
I walk back into my house, after taking my dog out yesterday, and start my day as usual: I make myself a steaming hot cup of black...

John Brandt
Nov 15, 20223 min read
The vorst type of vampire
Caution: these vampires will suck your money and energy dry. I still have too much of this guru-y discharge on me since writing about...

John Brandt
Nov 14, 20223 min read
Don’t be the Russell Wilson of your industry
The other day, I tweeted out this banger: == The worst mistake a copywriter can make? Being the Russell Wilson of your industry Many...

John Brandt
Nov 13, 20222 min read
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