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Another way LEGO improves my business
Peanut and I bought a new LEGO set last night: The Pyramid of Giza. Besides being a fun date night adventure, it turns out playing with...

John Brandt
Oct 1, 20233 min read
The way Trump villainized windmills was a thing of beauty
Hopefully, this offends some of the mushy-gushy mfs still on my list: But I gotta admit… I miss Trump. In fact, before the gym today, I...

John Brandt
Sep 30, 20233 min read
Even a horny dog crashes at some point
True story: Peanut and I have three animals living in our house rent-free: two cats (Myles and Sylvia) and one chihuahua (Romeo, who...

John Brandt
Sep 29, 20232 min read


How I added an extra $92k in revenue in just 86 days
I just crunched some numbers in Klaviyo. In the past 86 days, I’ve created an additional… Wait for it… $92,630.07 for one of my clients....

John Brandt
Sep 28, 20232 min read


“I let you sleep with my wife. Pls respond”
Oooooooooof. File this one away in your hideous uses of copy “pattern interrupts” folder. Here’s what I’m referring to: The other day on...

John Brandt
Sep 27, 20233 min read
How LEGO made me a better copywriter
A few weeks ago, Peanut and I were looking for a new show to watch on Hulu. As we scrolled through a seemingly endless list of mediocre...

John Brandt
Sep 26, 20232 min read
Mayhap the best wisdom I can pass dahn
(For those not familiar with Yinzer language, dahn means down.) There’s only one piece of wisdom I want you to melt into your brain’s...

John Brandt
Sep 25, 20233 min read
Why businesses should hire more freelancers
Is it just me or are more people striking nowadays? You have the Screen Actors Guild and Writers Guild of America striking against...

John Brandt
Sep 24, 20232 min read
aggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
As a kid, Dragon Ball Z was one of my go-to shows to watch and video games to play. There’s just something about a group of warriors...

John Brandt
Sep 23, 20234 min read
The easiest sales that can be had
I just jumped off a call with one of the most pleasant Canadians I’ve had the pleasure of chatting with. (Canadians are a pleasant folk...

John Brandt
Sep 22, 20232 min read
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